The Master in the Slop
The Jeffersonian gets sent a giant vat of pig slop in which there are human remains. Hodgins devises a filtration system to separate the liquid in the slop from bone. Brennan asks Saroyan for an intern to help out with the case, and she offers her Dr. Philmore, the Canadian forensic podiatrist. Since we last saw him, Dr. Philmore has picked up a PhD in forensic anthropology and is in town to collect data for a paper he's working on regarding collaboration in forensics between Canada and the US. Brennan picks a piece of os coxae out of the slop and pronounces the person male based on the greater sciatic notch and 29-35 based on the auricular surface. Philmore finds an incisor and announces the person is Caucasian based on the spatulate shape. Hodgins sprays Philmore with remains because the writers love goo this season. Brennan and Philmore are pretty sure this wasn't an accident, as they find evidence the victim was dismembered: a reciprocal saw was used to sever the head of the femur, and there are false start kerf marks on the radius. It is difficult to ID the victim because of the damage to the skull: the left side of the frontal bone, the left maxilla, and right zygomatic are all missing. But a giant fracture on the occipital and avulsion fracture on the left mastoid process suggest possible cause of death. The team finds brown hair in the slop but blonde hair on the victim. Hodgins notes traces of chestnuts, which Philmore suggests farmers use to sweeten slop so pigs will eat it. Someone wanted to dispose of the body quickly.
Booth immediately calls in Jerrick Henry for questioning. In the past, he was accused of using pigs to dispose of a body. Jerrick admits pretty quickly to having dismembered and dumped the body, but he insists he did not kill the victim. The body was dropped over the back wall of his property. Since he saw the victim's face before dismembering him, he cuts a deal with the FBI so that they can ID the victim as Albert Magnuson, a chess master. Magnuson's fiance, Suzanne Levitt, last saw him two days ago. He lived with her and her chess master son, Tim. Although Suzanne controlled Magnuson's riches from chess, she insists she did not kill him and points the FBI at Magnuson's ex-wife Ingrid, who burned down his apartment.
Sweets, meanwhile, infiltrates the chess club since he was a boy genius and is amazing at chess. Tim talks about Albert as his mentor. A woman named Ahn Ni talks about how Tiffin Olan broke Albert's hand with a chess timer. Some creepy chess guy acts all creepy. Booth and Sweets check out the parking lot, where Albert had a reserved space. The lights and security camera are all broken. The rest of the Jeffersonian team comes out and finds blood on the ground near Magnuson's parking space and on the wall. Angela tries to get information from the security camera, but the hard drive was fried at 2:30am. The body was dumped at Jerrick's house at around 3:30am.
Booth questions Tiffin Olaf, but he has an alibi: he was arrested for soliciting on the night Magnuson was murdered. He then questions Ingrid, the ex-wife, who is very religious and was upset to receive photos of Albert and Suzanne in flagrante. Hence, she set fire to his apartment to cleanse it. She doesn't have a great alibi.
At the Jeffersonian, the team finds burned flesh in the pig slop, and DNA confirms it's from the victim. There are microblisters in the stratified squamous epithelium and the external horny layer, as well as enlarged vacuoles in the epidermal cells. The tissue was taken from the feet, whose bones also show avulsion fractures from subluxation. Adding to this the fact that the capsular ligaments and the calcaneal(?) ligaments show signs of stretching and abnormal position, and it appears the victim was electrocuted in the garage. The killer tapped into the electrical panel in the garage and created a circuit with clamps, wires, water, and rock salt. The shock blew off Magnuson's toes and threw him into the wall.
Sweets heads back to the chess club to play a bunch of people. When Tim plays him, though, he notices something odd: Tim is unwilling to sacrifice his queen to get into a better position to win. Sweets reads this as Tim's being unwilling to sacrifice his mother, so he arrests him on suspicion of murdering Magnuson. Meanwhile, Angela gets a partial image off the security camera, of the instant Magnuson died. However, it's time-stamped 12:30, which means Tim has no alibi and someone tried to erase evidence. Since Tim took an electrical engineering course in college, he has the knowledge to create the circuit that killed Magnuson. Since he's a sociopath, though, he won't admit it and gives up no information... until Booth and Brennan collude to make Tim think that Suzanne is being arrested for Magnuson's murder. When Tim sees his mother in trouble, he admits to the murder.
In the B story, Saroyan is being honored as an outstanding woman in science by a magazine, an award that usually goes to Brennan. This upsets Brennan, so Saroyan gets the nominating committee to include Brennan and Angela. When information arrives about the award, apparently the magazine wants instead to have a bikini-clad pin-up spread of the best female scientists in the world. Brennan reads the list of names and very quickly agrees to be a part of it.
- Brennan's rooting around in goo for the second week in a row. Way to possibly break remains, injure yourself, etc.
- Wait, why do the writers think that no Canadians and Americans have ever worked together on forensic cases? I mean, my colleague down the hall is a Canadian-born forensic anthropologist.
- As usual, sex/age/ancestry was super easy - sure, greater sciatic notch is a quick-and-dirty way to estimate sex. Auricular surface can help in age estimation, but I don't know anyone who can just look at one and tell that narrow an age range. And spatulate incisors equal Caucasian? Say what now? I suppose shovel-shaped incisors could suggest Asian, Native American, or even possibly Hispanic (if we count it as a "race" rather than an ethnicity). But then spatula-shaped incisors would be everyone else.
- And as usual, the ID wasn't confirmed in any way on screen.
- Apparently the Jeffersonian is so flush with money that they can afford to pay Angela to paint rather than do, I don't know, anything else. Maybe she could update all the virus software on the Angelatron or something.
- I don't get why the poor Canadian guy has to be mocked repeatedly by the writers. It's not particularly funny, the caricature they've created.
- They also have enough money that Hodgins can build a stupid contraption to shoot goo everywhere when all they need is a sieve.
- In the two or three days since Magnuson died, no one at the chess club noticed that there was a ton of blood on the ground and wall of the parking garage?
- Wait, Sweets can arrest people? I guess he's FBI, but... really?
- Only someone who took a college course in electrical engineering can figure out how to complete a circuit? I mean, my 4-year-old loves her Snap Circuits.
- Angela manages to get just one still frame from the infrared camera and of course it just happens to be from the exact moment that Magnuson was killed.
- So, the age-at-death estimate was late 20s/early 30s. That's about the same age as Tim, right? I'm surprised no one mentioned the age difference between Albert and Suzanne. I'm also surprised that Tim talked about Albert as a father figure. Am I just being age-ist?
- In real life, Brennan absolutely would not be a part of a "women of science" bikini pin-up calendar. The writers keep forgetting she's a freaking anthropologist and therefore well-read in topics like gender disparity in science and exploitation of women. Ugh, this creeps me out just writing about it.
- "Children need to understand what losing means." Damn right, Brennan.
- Brennan: "I am outstanding and without peer in my field." Philmore: "Americans are hubristic and Canadians must deal with this challenge." Brennan: "Facts are not hubris."
- The lovely people at the Bones subreddit reminded me that Angela mispronounces the city of McLean, VA. You'd think someone living in the D.C. area would know it's Mah-Clayn (not Mic-Leen).
- "The Jeffersonian is an institution where pulchritude is as abundant as brilliance." Bull. Shit. This tiny plot point made my skin crawl.
Forensic Mystery - D+. I thought it was pretty obvious Tim did it. The mystery wasn't very interesting this week.
Forensic Solution - D+. Demerits for the incisors used to assess ancestry. And for telling at a glance what age the auricular surface suggested. And for not getting a positive ID.
Drama - F. Wow, was this a super boring episode, or was it just me? The grade here reflects the B plot about outstanding women in science. That entire plot made me want to slap the (I'm assuming) all male writers for being horribly sexist.