The Doom in the GloomEpisode Summary
A woman wakes up, groggy from having been injured in the back of her neck. She grabs her gun and heads for the door. When she opens it, a fireball engulfs her, mostly destroying her body.
|Booth doesn't like the "crispy" ones.|
After taking the body to the Jeffersonian, the team examines it and finds a bolo bullet in the victim's chest cavity. Her distal phalanges were burned beyond recovery, and her radius, ulna, thorax, and anterior aspect of her lower extremities are all calcined from the fire. Her back, shoulders, and buttocks are less burned, as indicated by the difference in color. The house and land were owned by Deanna Barbieri, a single, ex-Marine who was a part of a survivalist group. Medical records from the VA include a chest xray, and the size, shape, and position of the transverse processes of the vertebrae match the remains at the Jeffersonian, giving them a positive ID. From the angle of the entry wound of the gunshot, the slugs would have transected the inferior vena cava, killing her; also at play is the decapitation, although it's unclear if that was prior to or after death. Deanna had a history of misconduct with the military, and was most recently kicked out for fighting with fellow Marine Carlene Blaney, who was her ex-lover.
Hodgins swabs the chest wound and finds remnants of phosphorous and magnesium, which could have been used to make dragon's breath, a 50-foot flame that lasts for three seconds. The shot that killed her also started the fire. Meanwhile, Daisy finds evidence on the distal femur of a remodelled injury with striations from splintering. Brennan diagnoses it as a cannonball injury; Angela's statistical modelling and Hodgins' reconstruction confirm that that weapon could indeed have caused the injury to Deanna's leg. Brennan and Daisy also note pitting to the maxilla, which laughably Brennan calls caries sicca, resulting from gummatous lesions of tertiary syphilis, even though it looks nothing like caries sicca. They diagnose Deanna with a venereal disease, when the bones instead suggest nothing more impressive than scurvy, which a survivalist could easily have gotten without proper food for an extended period of time. Anyway...
Booth and Sweets track down Dr. Apocalypse, a trained medical doctor who quit to lead a group of survivalists. He has a YouTube video showing people how to make their own ammo, including a Civil War-style cannonball maker, and has a deed on land in Wise County, Virginia, on which he's built a bunker. Booth and the FBI team blast open the bunker, revealing a goat, a chicken, and four people -- Dr. Apocalypse, his wife Dolores, mechanical engineer Milo Mills, and retired minister Dennis Bukovac. Dr. Apocalypse admits that Deanna was part of their group and that he treated her for the cannonball injury, which was accidental, in a bit to ensure they were able to survive basic trauma on their own. He also gave himself a shot for syphilis, as he was sleeping with Deanna.
At the Jeffersonian, Angela digitally reconstructs objects that burned in the fire. This leads Hodgins to realize that, based on the melting points of the elements in a screwdriver and a shell casing, the fire must have started at 8:30, not 7, which means that no one in the bunker could have killed Deanna. However, Daisy notes a puncture wound to Deanna's clavicle, and Saroyan finds the likely cause: a 12-gauge needle, the kind used by vets, filled with benzodiazepine. Hodgins and Angela think that one of the survivalists must have worked out a way to sneak out of and into the bunker, but all their models fail to support this hypothesis.
Booth looks over the evidence from Deanna's house and finds the elements necessary to have booby-trapped her door, thereby ensuring the killer had time to escape and maintain an alibi. Milo, the mechanical engineer, would have the skill necessary to pull this off, but he had taught Dolores how to create traps like this, and she had taught him how to deal with animals. Booth hauls Dolores into the FBI for questioning; per Milo, she doesn't ever wash, so they might find residue from the firebomb on her hands. Brennan fails to find this and wants to take clippings of her fingernails, for which they don't have a warrant. Instead, she strikes a flint near Dolores' fingernails, and they catch on fire, indicating the presence of phosphorous. Dolores confesses; she didn't like Deanna, who was aggressive, overbearing, and dishonest, and didn't want to spend the rest of her life with her. Angela reconstructs one last item from the fire at Deanna's -- a letter she wrote to Carlene, which gives her peace.
- Everything was going along so well until the whole syphilis thing... but first...
- As usual, the characteristics Brennan uses to estimate sex and age-at-death are right, but using just one method each for ID'ing a skeleton is poor forensic practice.
- Speaking of an ID, if she was ex-military, they would certainly have dental records on her, and those are a much better way of getting a positive ID than chest xrays. The military is fairly good at recording soldiers' bodies (and now DNA) so that they can be identified later.
- But getting back to the syphilis... So here's what caries sicca looks like. It doesn't look like simple pitting on the maxilla. It looks like giant, gross, cavitating lesions on the skull vault. And those gummatous lesions Brennan was talking about? Yeah, they look like this -- big, open, oozing wounds. With contemporary medical treatment, even on-again-off-again penicillan use, it isn't likely that Deanna would get to the tertiary stage of syphilis, which generally takes years of disease progression to reach. Sure, being a survivalist without great access to medicine could mean that her syphilis would flare up and recur if it was not treated properly in the first place; but it's really unlikely to result in gummatous lesions and caries sicca without anyone noticing. It's not like the actress playing Deanna in the opening scene had oozing wounds on her face. So yeah. No evidence of syphilis on her face, nor on her bones. I call shenanigans. (And would much more easily believe a diagnosis of scurvy from the bones and plot presented in this episode. But scurvy is hardly as romantic as the curse of Venus...)
- I didn't really understand the whole booby-trap mechanism. How did it involve a gun (that was never found?) with a bolo bullet in it? Is a bolo bullet really a thing? I couldn't find anything in my two minutes of web-surfing. I feel like I missed something.
- If the neighbor saw smoke at 7am and flames at 8:30am, but the blast didn't happen until 8:30am... what was the smoke earlier?
- All I wrote down this week is, "Turdus migratorius is the scientific name for the robin."
Forensic Mystery - B. This was a perfectly reasonable mystery, albeit mostly focused on the whodunit side, than the whoisit side.
Forensic Solution - B-. Oh, loads of points off for the ridiculous diagnosis of syphilis and the lack of consultation of dental records.
Drama - C. No one was in particular danger. Sweets got a new place (with roommates predictably named Chrissy and Janet). Daisy and Carlene got closure. Hodgins swooned over Angela's skills to encourage her because she's... planning to leave the Jeffersonian? Wait, what ever happened with that plot line?
Maybe next week will be more interesting. And less fake-VD-y.