Oh, Bizarro. Don't you know better than to use the first "free online English to Latin translator" you find on Google? Is it really that hard to find an underpaid classicist who will be so offended by the resulting sentence that they will fix it for you? I expected more from Dan Piraro. Then again, I haven't seen the comic posted on his blog yet. Maybe he'll defend his terrible translation there. Or at least get excoriated by disgruntled Latinists who think this kind of joke is better left to Henry Beard.