Inappropriate Easter Entry
When my old roommate Sara left the apartment, she donated some produce to me that she couldn't carry to her new place. This afternoon, I decided to make a salad and use one of the carrots that she had left. Here's a picture of it, in all its 6"-long glory:
I've never felt so much like a mohel while cleaning produce before.
Coming tomorrow: an entirely appropriate Easter entry involving Metro A, urbi et orbe, lots of Pope-manteaus, and no references to circumcision... even if the Easter rite involves chrism. Snicker.
I've never felt so much like a mohel while cleaning produce before.Coming tomorrow: an entirely appropriate Easter entry involving Metro A, urbi et orbe, lots of Pope-manteaus, and no references to circumcision... even if the Easter rite involves chrism. Snicker.

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Also -- since when do you know the word "mohel"?
-- laura
Also, that carrot reminds me of the enormous zucchini the Italian groundskeeper dude left in front of Missy's apartment. Good times, good times.