Who needs a classicist? (Installment 4)

Started watching Northern Exposure, since I didn't see it the first time around. In this episode, a former Russian spy tells Maurice he has his secret KGB file and pulls it out of his briefcase. 

I know it was filmed 35 years ago, long before Google translate was a thing, but mixing up the Greek and Cyrillic alphabets is a pretty hilarious mistake. Love the "Top Secret" typed in Greek letters!