Why become a primate?

This is a question posed in a book that I am reading. A question that struck me as kind of odd. So here are my top 5 reasons:

1. I woke up one day and realized, "Hey. I have a big brain and fingernails, and I'm bipedal. Why not become a primate?"

2. It was expensive to keep buying bras for multiple sets of breasts.

3. The whiskers were kinda itchy.

4. I always wanted to be a doctor, but medical school was too hard and I couldn't hack it. So I became a primate.

5. "Tool use" gets the ladies hot.


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